THE ULTIMATE LIFE OF A 24 YEARS OLD GIRL DUCK
HI! lw
AMI AOF3
I cannot guarantee that this will make you laugh.
But hopefully will make you smile a bit. (:
HERE WE GO. This is a blop. This zine is a simple story that you don't need to understand. It's random and personal. And put my heart into it.
this on instagram When everybody post
While me... #WHATABOUTNO
Haven't discovered my full potential.
But I still wanna explore the world Clc
Going solo
IDK.
I Wanng continue my study.
Meet somebody new. Makes new friends.
What about divorce?
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How will I provide my future kids?
6 I'M 25 and this is my life now.
Aaaaa....
Haven't Reached my dream yet.
I even don't know who I am yet.
still wanna go to work 24/7.
Eyebrows are on point Lashes are on point small framed sunglasses ANAKMASA IPHONE X CROP TOPS FANNY FUNNYPACKS KINI TRACK PANTS/ OVERSIZED PANTS VANS, CONVERSE NIKE, and PUMA.
WHAT IS COMB? THE EYEBAG YOU ARE SO PROUD OF Because you are a hardworking person not binge watching Netflix after work. STRIPE SHIRTS. AND THE DAY YOU WILL BECOME 'ANAK PANTI' Because at least 3 or 4 of your co-workers will wear the same stripes. 0 999 UNIQLO's PANTS CONVERSE ALL THE WAY TO THE STAR
What a happy family. Their version.
THE DAD
a businessman
a socialite
THE MOM
THE PRODIGAL SON & DAUGHTER
What a happy family. My version.
PARTNER
Whatever he will end up to be
Whatever i will end up to be
B π刀
THE AWESOME PET just like darwin
Everyday hangout with her friends
super kind
Go to the gym 2 times a day
super pretty
Mistaken as your older sister
The strongest woman i know
By time you got home, she wasn't
THIS IS YOUR MOM
Procrastinator
Nose picking is a habit
Cheetos is the best friend
Dress up like a Grandma
Take a shower only one time/day
Couch Potato
Sleep at 2 a.m
AND THIS IS YOU
A Love Potion Recipe
For yourself | Heartbreak cure
Ingredients:
I dozen of Donut
I box of Pizza
I any Chocolate Bar
1 to 3 friends
82 hours of Netflix
I litre of tears
Lots and lots of Ice Cream
Last but not least, do whatever you want
My crush timeline
Maybe none of you care
Jesus. A fun fact: my younger sister used to think that Jesus is Kera Sakti
Why do you have to grow up? Fun fact: My mom send my fan e-mail for him all the way to London.
When you just discovered Fight Club. Oh You do not talk about Fight Club
5 age
Who doesn't fall with that smile? Fun fact: I cried because i couldn't get a picture with him at Disneland.
suite life on deck is lyfe. Look at the hair flip.
56 years old
And now my preference is The 40 Year Old Virgin
15 years old And every kids from stranger Things that make your heart full.
NOW
I just discovered criminal and murder shows are the ultimate lyfe. So Spencer Reed it is.
Dude i don't know how to draw Paul Rudd, but yeah! Because he is THE ANTMAN. 49 years old
How? From Jesus to these older dude and younger dude.
I'll end up being Kourtney or Celine Dion.
TO WATCH ON YOUR TWENTIES
Certified Fresh byThe Ugly Duckling Dom
Pushing Dasies
superstore
+ theP+ Gorgeous Ladies of x° WRESTLING Δ
Glow
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Chewing Gum
Insecure
Adventure Time
Big Mouth
One Day At a Time (2018)
TV SHOWS THAT YOU NEED TO WATCH ON YOUR TWENTIES
Certified Fresh byThe Ugly Duckling Dom
CAN I° . get ANAMEN.
Rupaul's Drag Race
Ménage à Moi 十
Grace & Frankie
7 ? Another 1 day Another dick?
#FAB5
American Vandal
Queer Eye
I miss when my problems+ 十 were about. 0 NOTHING.
Search Party
Fleabag
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Jane The virgin
+. The #1 Braverman family
Parenthood
POSE 口 CLICK! BAM POSE POSE t yeah/W 1. 3 QFOMO IT! POSE w 2 3 Pose POSE WERK A ++ POSE CLICKI w
5 days before team'sI photoshoot.
POSE
POSE
MORE
everytime.
11.30 p.m
1.5 CLICK/ PAY NOW
The next day...
I feel like i'm working 24/7. Tired. But i don't have enough money to go travelling. Or buy a house.
It's not fair
September
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PAYDAY
things you don't actually need.
New pants NEW sweater CHILDREN'S BOOK hehe.
everytime.
x0 FOR THE 十 CONF 11 SUPER W DENT w POSE X BOOBT 0 0 ★ X
This again is a blob. THE END.
PS: I'm sorry if this zine offended you or you or you. I might love you.
cola t . ulltsu Bin you'reere tough If yeoo yorobly Did yyy mle?
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